Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith

after 5 minutes Smith: Where's Larry?

Jones and Smith look at eachother and shrug shoulders.

Jones: I imagine he'll be here any minute.

Camera switches to angle that shows scarecrow in Larry's chair.

Short man with Larry King mask entres: Hello I'm Harry King! This is NBC! Wee doggies.

Smith annoyed: You're not Larry King!

Harry King: Yes I am. Now why don't you tell me about this Men At Work movie you chaps are in.

Jones: Well it's called Men In Black and it's about these firemen who can fly shoot frozen turkeys out of their mouths.

Smith: Actually it's called Back In Black and it's movie about the making of an Aerosmith album.

Jones: What are you talking about?

Smith: Well I should ask you the same thing!

Harry King draws shotgun: How 'bout you both shut up!

Harvey Keitel enters and pulls gun on Harry King: I'm affraid I can't let you do that!

Harry King: This ain't you problem son!

Heitel: I'm making it my problem!

Larry King runs in and pulls gun on Keitel: What a predicament!

Jones draws gun on Larry:I sorry but this my problem more than anyones.

Tim Roth pulls gun on Jones: Drop it!

They all begin pulling triggers at eachother and realize they are in possetion of water pistols.

All: Ha ha ha ha ha!