Howard Stern

King: Welcome to your doom I'm John MacHendricks and my guest is radio shock jock Howard Stern.

Stern: Ain't this Larry King Live.

King: Oh yes I'm Larry N and this is CN King. I mean I'm Larry King and this is CNN.

Stern: I don't know what kind of show you're running here Larry but at least I remeber my name on my show.

King: Could I do that part again? Uhhhhh, CUT!

Stagehand: This show is live.

King: Like a live wire baby!!! Heh heh heh.

Stagehand: No it's broadcast as it happens.

Stern: Larry I always thought you more professionnal than this. Your show's in turmoil you retard!

King: Oskrov! Bring in the oven!

Oskrov enters pushing large oven: Here it is boss. Set to your favourite temperature.

King: Good show boy!

Stern: What the hell?!? Is this a cooking show now?!?

King crawls into oven and continues interviewing Stern from there.

Stern: I can't hear what the hell it is you're trying to say through that thick oven door!

King sweating and shouting: SOMEBODY CHANGED THE TEMPERATURE! I'M MELTING!

Oskrov: Ha ha ha King! Now you will no longer be able to stop me from stealing all the diamonds in the world! Ha ha ha ha!

King: I shouldn't have hired my worst enemy! Howard help me out! Quick!

Stern: I can't hear you I'm gonna try to get you out kay?

King: QUICKLY!

Stern keeps hitting at open button but it does nothing. Oven fills up with smoke. While Oskrov laughs.

Stern: Screw this! Why would I want to save this guy? (exits)

Stagehands begin to smoke and poor coffee as King shouts for one of them to help him. Eventually oven explodes and a toasted King stumbles out.

King: Where the hell is my medic? I just got fried.

Stagehand: Oskrov was the medic.

King: Damn.