Steven Spielburg

King: Now, this new picture of your's..., its uhhhh, a picture of uhhhhh, sorts, isn't it?

Spielburg: Yes its called-

King: I ask the questions around here! Its uhhh, called Saving Private Ryan yes?

Spielburg (sarcastic): Yes, yes it is, are you a psycic? That's incredible! How did you know?!?

King: A little bird told me before I ate it. Now uhhhhh......

Stagehand: Larry are you okay? You keep trailing off and you're barely awake.

King: Well how the %^#$%$ would you feel if you had just shot and unarmed innocent man in the back and then knocked back all the sleeping pills he had on him!?!?

Spielburg: I like it when dogs are shaking their heads and then puke, it makes a spiral curvey type puke stain on the floor,truely fascinating!

King: seepling pills, sleeping lipsll, sleeping pills sleeping on sleep......

Harvey Kietel dressed as grim reaper steps on stage and shakes King until he wakes then feeds him like a bird by horking chewed up worms into his mouth.

King: MUCH BETTER! Now this new picture of your's would it be Saving Private Meg Ryan?

Spielburg: No they didn't let women in the military in world war two.

King has a Barbie dressed in GI Joe costume.

King: Your honour I'd like to mark this "defence exhibit A".

Stagehand: Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

Spielburg: Of what?

King: Now you know how I feel about that Meg Ryan don't you?

Spielburg: I'm not a mind reader!

King: Yes you are, you have the shrimping!

Spielburg: No I don't and I don't know how you feel about Meg Ryan!

King: Focus! (King keeps repeating with voice getting more hypnotic)

Spielburg: I'm not getting anything! Where are my children you said if I did this interview I could have them back!

King: Focus!

Meg Ryan enters standing behind King. King doesn't notice

Ryan whispers: He hates me.

Spielburg to King: You hate her?

King: That is yet to be seen.