Sonny and Cher

King dressed in suit made of mirrors: Good evening my guest are these two stupid hippies. Say "hi" hippies!

Sonny: Hello

Cher: Hi.

King: Oh you're the funny man now?!?

Sonny: Hmmm?

King: You want to be a singer and a comedian huh??!? Well how 'bout I bust yer hip?!?

Sonny: What?!?

Cher: I'm gonna get a fish. (exits)

King attempts to lift foot for purpose of busting Sonny's hip.

King: AHHHH! I just busted my own damn hip trying to kick you! You God damned rufian! You think with your jive talkin' you can outsmart the Kingster huh?

Sonny: I'm not here to outsmart you Larry. I'm here to destroy you!

Cher enters with large fish.

King on ground in pain: What are going to do with that?

Sonny: Terminate you!

Cher: Hasta LaVista baby!

King: Oh yeah?!?

King grabs boon mic and begins swinging it at them.

Sonny: ooof!

Cher: ahhh! ouch!

King: Take that!

King swings extra hard and knocks them both unconcious in one hit.

King: Where the hell is my medic?!? My damn hip is busted!

Medic: Don't move I'm here Larry!

King: My hip is busted dammit!

Medic inspecting: Nothing appears to be wrong Mr. King.

King: Oh something's wrong alright.

King turns into bat and flies about the studio. Then slams into wall.