John Chang battles for life and limb in "Raver Madness" his 78th feature film. Raver Madness has just been released in special DVD edition. The original film was in German with Russian subtitles, but through the miracles of people who can speak multiple languages dubs and subtitles have been added to the film in the following languages:

Raver Madness has a plot beyond words, but I'll try. Chang's daughter Cammie is abducted by an evil realstate firm called SPANKTRE that specializes in renting buildings to be used for raves. Lucky Blow (played by Sean Penn) is the leader of SPANTRE. Lucky wants Chang's mystic Russian skills,

Dr. Blow says "Chang, unless you work as a realstate agent for me I'll shove a fire extinguisher up Cammie's bippy and freeze her from the inside out and send you a video of it! You have eighteen days to comply!"

To this Chang retorts "Make that video beta, I hate this fuckin' decade and all its new wave technology! But Blow, I hate you most of all!....Bippy???"

Chang imediately gets an arsnel of weapons and take's on SPANKTRE's rave scene. After about forty minutes worth of rave massacres Chang realizes that not only is killing innocent unarmed stoned ravers is not only no challenge but also completely unproductive, so Chang wires the CN Tower in Toronto Canada to explode, and explode it does. Chang then goes to Blow's office in the giant building labelled SPANKTRE where he battles his way through security agents, water fountains, and fake plants! He makes it to the top floor, he finds his daughter rigged to a fire extinguisher Blow turns around in his giant chair holding a remote and exlaims sinisterly "I wouldn't take another step if I were you!"

Chang is surprised "Lucky Blow, I should've known! Only a sick bippy licker like you could be behind all this!"

Blow "Surprised?.(Chang draws a gun, Blow also draws a gun)...There's not much to do now but show this young greek couple an appartment downtown here are the keys (throws him the keys keys) Now Don't do anything stupid Mr. Chang!"

Chang winks at DJ Scopelatter "Now DJ!"

DJ starts mixing Aerosmith songs with a thumping base, this distract Lucky long enough for Chang to dodge behind his daughter as a human shield and start firing at Blow. A vigorous shoot out ensues, but in the end Blow is hiding behind his desk, Chang behind his daughter, and DJ Scopelatter is at this point remizing I am a Rock, I am an Island. Blow hits a button that opens up a terrace and he runs out onto it and jumps into a helicopter pilotted by one of his henchmen, the helicopter takes off but Chang picks up the DJ and whips him into the blades throwing the chopper off blance so that it crashes into the side of a building. Chang informs his daughter he never really loved her mother and they both walk home.

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