Joe Perry

King with his hand over his face: So what? This means I've got cancer!?! This is an outrage! Wait if I had a smaller hand would that mean I wouldn't have cancer? What kind of cancer do I have? I honestly can't believe this hand covering your face thing is accurate testing. So what does this mean exactly, I mean everybody who's hand is bigger than their face has fraggin' cancer! So do all crustations have cancer? I mean those things have massive claws, have you ever seen a crustation? Let's open up the phone lines. Caller on line 6 identify yourself soldier!

Roger: I'm Roger from detroit Larry.

King: Have you ever seen a crustation Roger?

Roger: I sure have, in point of fact I work in computer store where I see literally thousands everyday, that is everyday I have my eyes open.

King: And have any of them ever indecated that they are in possesion, or I guess I should say have cancer?

Roger: Every one of them! The are very fortunate mammals.

King: Thank you Roger. Who do we have on line 8?

Roger: Me Larry. Roger.

King: How are you on two lines at once?

Roger: Didn't you see Lost Highway.

King: Is that in the lost 'n found bin here at CNN studios?

Roger: No man its this big movie.

King: Does it have cancer?

Roger: Is has idecated that to me, yes.

King: Can its hand cover its face?

Roger: Uhhhh Larry movies are mammals, they don't have hands, they have claws.

King: Have you ever indecated to youself that you have cancer?

Roger: Yes, yes I have.

King: God damn mammals all of you.