Anthony Hopkins

King: Hello viewers I am Larry King and my guest this evening is actor sir Anthony Stupid

Hopkins: My name's not stupid!

King, sounding mischeavious: Are you sure? (evil laughing)

Hopkins: Certain. My name is Anthony Hopkins dammit!

King sarcastically: Okay, Mr. Stupid.

Flashing sign with the words Anthony Stupid flashing. Confete and streamers drop from ceiling.Red flashing lights and loud annoying music accompany.

King: How "certain" are you now Mr. Stupid!?! Mwa hahahaha!

Doors burst open and elephant walks in displaying a banner with the words Anthony Stupid stencilled on it. Elephant walks directly over to Anthony Hopkins and stands behind him.

King: Now say it! Say my name is Anthony Stupid! NOW! HA HA HA!

Bugs begin flowing out of Larry's mouth by the thousands.

Hopkins horrified: M-M-My name is Anthony.....

King: Not fast enough Tony Stupid. (to elephant) Ellen; vomit!

Ellen the elephant begins puking on Hopkins.

Hopkins wet: Okay, Okay, Okay my name is Sir Anthony Stupid.

King: Did I say to say "Sir"? Ellen!

Hopkins: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Ellen the elephant barfs on Hopkins once more.

King now covered in roaches: Are you ready to say it now? Anthony Stupid!?!?

Hopkins: My clothes are burining off!

King: That didn't sound like "Hi I'm Anthony Stupid" to me. How about you Ellen?

Ellen: Nope.

Hopkins: Hi I am Mr. Stupid.

King: Heh heh heh. That's right.

King hits button and cleaning crew enter and wash acidic barf off Stupid.