Tom Hanks

King wearing the American flag and "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam plays in background

King: King Larry the wicked, ruled his world. Larry has spoken yeah in class today!

Hanks: I like to rip kids off, I don't just mean ugly kids, I mean my own kids and they're cute.

King: He's always been there, I know that now. Watching us, playing us like a game!

Hanks: Whom might that be?

King points at camera man: MIKE! The camera man! (dramatic music plays)

Mike: Yeah, so what i like to rip talk show hosts off, I don't just mean them ugly talk show hosts like Sally Jesse Rapheal and Jay Leno I mean my own talk show hosts and they're cute.

King sucking on a light: You have your own talk show hosts???

Mike: Yeah right here.

Mike open his pack sack and takes out a teddy bear dreesed like Jerry Springer

King: Mom?!? IS THAT YOU!!!???!!

Mrs. King: Not now son!

King: Sorry, that's a cute teddy.

Hanks: Mom!?! is that you?

Mrs. King: Just play with your brother on your little pretend show and we'll leave in half an hour now let me snort my prozac in peace!

Hanks: Who do we have on line 3?

King: I ask the questions around here! Caller 3; you're on!

Mrs. King: Hi boys I'm calling from the next room.

Hanks and King together: MOM! (they hug each other)

Mrs. King: I like to rip kids off, I don't mean cute kids I mean my own kids and they're ugly!

Hanks: Kids suck.