Jodie Foster


King: Banzai! I am Master King! My guest is Jodie Foster an actress. Now Jodie, tell us about this new movie.

Foster: Well I play an FBI agent who-

King: Did I ask you who you play dammit? I want to here about the plot.

Foster: Verywell. An FBI agent which I play goes to interview a serial killer played by Anthony Hopkins. (Foster notices King looking shocked) What?

King: You just did it twice! I've had enough of your actor shmactor garbage! Get off my plane!

Foster: Plane?

Camera pans back to reveal King dressed like a pilot and holding a joystick and making gun noises with his mouth. He also has a stereo behing him playing Danger Zone.

King: Goose! Goose! Nooooooo!

King hits eject and goes flying through ceiling. Big ugly guy walks in stops cassette from playing and puts another one in. He presses play and it begins blarring Live and Let Die he then puts Foster in handcuffs and escorts her off stage. 4 minutes later King comes crashing through ceiling.

King: Who change the tape? Dammit answer me you filthy bastards!!!!

King begins shaking until he evaporates leaving only an echoing cackle.