Harrison Ford
King with face covered in fudge: Yo! I'm Larry King and my guest for this evening is actor Harrison Ford. Let's get started because after all our time is running out. For you see evil is on it's way. The Bible said that the wicked shall inherit the earth and that's what's happenned. You didn't notice but Satan's demons all invade the streets while you're asleep at night. They inplant evil thoughts in your mind and turn the ones you love against you. There is no stopping them for they are-
Ford: I was in Star Wars.
King:-invincible! We will now open the phones to Satan's demons.
Ford: I'm Indianna Jones.
King: Alright who do we have on line 4?
Line 4 caller (Masko): Masko!
King: Good evening Masko how are you?
Masko: Hellish!
King: What a suprise.
Masko: The streets will flood with blood that will wash the good out of you. The blood will then transform into fire to burn you! The fire will then turn into KitKats! HA HAHAHA! HOHOHOHO!
King: So you're saying we're getting free chocolate snack out of the apocalypse?
Masko: All curtacy of Satan the underlord!
King firing guns: Yee-haw! KitKats ahoy!
Ford: Mmmmm KitKat.
King: Thank you for calling us Masko.
Ford: KitKat.