John Chang does love you, its not just a cute graphic. But you probably ask "what can I do about my wieght gain?" but then you ask "How does John love me when he doesn't even know me? Besides how could a master like John Chang love a fat bastard like me?". Well John can help you lose wieght by helping you kick your flab's ass, and John Chang loves you because he believes in the ancient philosophy that anybody who can help him financially deserves love and respect, not to mention a pet ferret.John Chang has brought many alternative beliefs into light his martial art; "The Way" is used by many celebrities, such as Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin and Jack Nickelson. His deep and penetrating belief in the Handrolican medical system is used by millions to cure all sorts of ailments. John is a father of 21 children their names are from eldest to youngest; Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa-Ann, Vanessa, Hundo, Vanessa-Claudette, Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa-Ophelia, Vanessa, Vanessa, Vanessa-James, Vanessa-Nelly, Garaman, and Larousse. His wife Margret Chang is proud of their 20 daughters and 1 son(Vanessa) and has her own line of fregrence called "Hostility". John Chang is the author of over 30 books and has stared in over 80 motion pictures in the U.S. and Russia, he had a cameo role in "Braveheart" playing himself. His film credits include such mega-successful martial arts hits as; You Killed my Father, You are My Father, Snake of the Snake-Hearted Snake, Death in the Fist Death, Five Flaming Kung-Fu Fingers of Death. Chang's movies are epics of action. Here are some links to pages dedicated to specific films of his.

Raver Madness Homepage

Visit the Heaven's Little Bastard Homepage.

Chang's "The Way" martial art system is a very simple and practical, infact its so practical that Chang says "If you don't kick somebody's ass with it every day then you're not picking enough fights.". The Way is the one martial art that is for the purpose of personnal gain in accomplishing what Chang calls "everyday life goals". It follows a simple universal step by step pattern that can be applied to everything. The Way's simple structure is this:

Let's use a real example; say you need to get your driver's license Chang's belief is beat the car you will take the test in, listen to what the car tells you with its "Way soul" a soul that only communicates while being hurt, it will tell you how to beat the examinor. next beat the examiner, then take his licennse and paste your own face on it, get in your new car and drive over yourself and willfully accknowledge you deserved it.

Handrolica is not a medial system that John Chang invented however he is the one reponsible for its popularity in Russia in the early 20th century. It was actually invented by Ilia Handroulich, a Russian, but Chang made short work of him. From Russia its recognition as fact spread to Germany and you know bloody Germans can't keep a secret. Handrolican medical beliefs as well sell themselves through their simplicity. Doctors in our mad times use such trivial words like "cure" and "well". Handrolica believes in continual shock, and the notion that if you ignore it, it will go away. Like a humming bird and its wings both operate in relationship to each other. Continual shock is simply the state known to "humans" as shock, such as witnessing horrible events, coming close to death, and being zapped with high electricity. in the state of shock you do not "feel" ill and what you do not feel is not their, thats even in the Bible. So the message is stay in shock and refuse to believe that you have anykind of "virus" in you. American medicine will have you think that viruses exist, that tiny demons enter your body and control your state of being. The word virus comes from the Latin word for "inside joke" it has no mediacl basis and all doctors laugh at this notion and are ironicly never "sick". John Chang loves you, John Chang wants your health to be good, he passionately desires your wellbeing. John understands if you don't support his lifestyle, but remember those who don't surrender to his Handrolican ways now will. In the future(when Chang takes over the world) you'll buy your health from Chang, and my God you'll pay for it!