Jimmy Carter

King and Carter jump through a giant wall of smoke and death metal starts playing they dance and spit giant balls of fire into the air. The camera zooms out to reveal they are on top of a giant steaming mountain shaped like a skull. The music stops and they take their positions behind the Larry King desk.

King: Welcome to Larry King Live and Uneditted and welcome to Oceannaria; the undiscovered country where we're brodcasting live and uneditted this offical live and uneditted live interview with former peanut famrer turned gambling tycoon Jimmy Carter.

Carter: Not to mention president. (a bannana with legs crawls out of Jimmy's mouth)

King bitter: Not to mention.

Carter: In the midst of life we are in death Larry, the Bible says this, what do you think it means?

King: It means its that part of the show where I and a former president make it rain ambulance drivers.

Carter: My name is Jimmy. (Carter farts)

King and Carter begin dancing like Riverdance and thunder rolls and ambulance drivers fall out of sky.

King: That was fun. Let's take some calls, whose on line 6 God dammit?

(Line 6 caller) Driver: Its Minnie Driver that chick from Good Will Hunting.

Carter: this shows not about your little pop album sweeheart!

King: Damn straight Jimmy. (Larry is chewing like a dog at severed ambluance driver arm)

Driver: I was just wondering where your electricity or television equippement is. I don't see any cables on that giant mountain and your talking into monkeys, not microphones.

Carter: Shut up! next caller!

King: This is my show Jimmy, I know we go back a long way, hell we were running black opps into South Korea dating back to TET 68 when the blisthereen killed millions of men who cut their teeth under our various command, but rest assured this is my show, and my show needs to be guarded by men, those men are armed with guns how dare you question my athority in providing the very paradigm of freedom which you socialize thousands of peanuts to everyday then dare to be insobordanant within' the very text we created for the sake of nationnal security and our human rights!

Carter: Listen to me like you've never listenned to anybody before in your life! I wash the back flow of your genocide within' the confines of a tightly maintainned highly effective marine corps, I've seen your savage ways and followed your savage orders, I've spent many a year dreaming of downfall of your gold-plated dollar green American tyranny. following your orders to move troops into enemey tresspass zones under the shield of IMX posion gas rockets with no hope of hope, but like I said; its over!

King: Have it your way!

Carter: I wouldn't have it any other way!

King: Let's rock!

they begin dancing back and forth like Lord of the Dance, they are stopping all over the ambulance driver's copses until an armless almost dead ambulance driver staggers between them.

Randock: My name is Randock and I drive an ambulance, I have seen the tapes pile up with footage of your "smart bombs" destroying the weakness of strength, I have seen the blood flow so fast through doors of reasonable doubt that it makes your head drop with disgust, I have seen it all at one time or another and have made myself a witness of the centuries as I helplessly became the quintessential bystander. But know this; this is not combat, this war is no longer glorious, we are only fighting ourselves and each other for our place in heaven's toilet! Give up fellas its time to stop running from the truth!

Carter: You know what, he's right.

King: But the world's not ready for the truth Randock.

Randock: I believe it is sir!

Carter: Jimmy don't need this today. (draws pistol and blows Randock's head off)

King: Thank you.

Carter: Like old times right,?

King: Yeah, old times.

Carter and King take out tobacco and start chewing, as they chew a giant portal forms.

King: I guess this where I say good bye.

Carter: Oceannaria owes you a debt of gratitude Larry, maybe the world isn't as crazy as our sore billable-hours-seeking stray dreams would have us come to think.

King: Stray dreams become strat cats my friend.

Carter: Peanuts rule.

King: I someday hope that us and them can eat as one in the peanut farm of freedom.

Carter: I couldn't say it any better myself, you must go the portal's closing.

King: So long.

King jumps into portal that makes a flushing sound then disappears.

Carter to self: No more shop talk.

Camera cuts to New York where portal opens and King falls out naked and covered in peanut butter he then looks up at sky and shouts.

King: IT HAS BEGUN!

Mortal Kombat theme plays.